tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59219792012-01-30T07:00:16.608-06:00A Totally Redundant Web Log -- Random crapola found on the internets...foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.comBlogger27561100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-22380522556318558542012-01-30T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-30T07:00:16.710-06:00

I sent the club a wire stating, "Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member." -- Groucho Marx

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-33500532127711369062012-01-29T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-29T07:00:18.302-06:00

The laws of science be a harsh mistress. -- Bender Unit 22

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-70197305155522267982012-01-28T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-28T07:00:17.443-06:00

Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be. -- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-63989821131550764202012-01-28T05:15:00.001-06:002012-01-28T05:15:01.931-06:00

- Life During Wartime - Quote of the Day - Those who fail to learn from history… - Disturbing Imagery: Beavis and Butt-head - Pornographic Rum - Oopsies! - An Orgy of Pure Distortion - MST3K 0205 – Rocket Attack USA - Incompetence - MST3K Short – Is This Love?

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-3706475945368467582012-01-27T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-27T07:00:10.944-06:00

Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny. -- Frank Zappa

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-43236105948753122652012-01-26T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-26T07:00:20.209-06:00

The answer to this is very simple. It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one. Binary representations, base thirteen, Tibetan monks are all complete nonsense. I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought '42 will do' I typed it out. End of story. -- Douglas Adams (on why "42" is The Answer...)

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The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. -- William of Occam

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-84246378784378780962012-01-24T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-24T07:00:09.263-06:00

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. -- George Orwell

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We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented. -- Albert Einstein

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. -- David Letterman

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-77946186132955662452012-01-21T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-21T07:00:09.094-06:00

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. -- Emo Philips

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-64839131850231956772012-01-21T05:15:00.001-06:002012-01-21T05:15:02.351-06:00

- Star Wars – Free Streaming Online - Take Five - Quote of the Day - 440,000 - That’s what I call a Knife - Paula Deen’s Fiendish Plan to Kill Us All Backfires - Covering all bases - MST3K 0204 – Catalina Caper - Mitt the Ripper - MST3K Short – Johnny at the Fair

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One does not have to appeal to God to set the initial conditions for the creation of the universe, but if one does He would have to act through the laws of physics. -- Stephen Hawking (Black Holes & Baby Universes)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-14489387896466397452012-01-19T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-19T07:00:04.820-06:00

People who think of videos as an art form are probably the same people who think Cabbage Patch Dolls are a revolutionary form of soft sculpture. -- Frank Zappa

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-10800882513128197112012-01-18T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-18T07:00:07.558-06:00

Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race. -- Albert Einstein

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There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves. -- Jack Handey

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As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle. -- Homer J. Simpson

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-68628132053313168712012-01-15T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-15T07:00:04.914-06:00

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. -- John Kenneth Galbraith

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I hope I didn't brain my damage. -- Homer J. Simpson

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- Burning Down The House - Quote of the Day - This is CNN - Mmmm, Decadent Burger - Quackery - MST3K 0203 – Jungle Goddess - Vote Saxon - MST3K Short – Are You Ready for Marriage? - Once In A Lifetime - Reading: _A Feast for Crows_

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-17331408874848742332012-01-13T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-13T07:00:05.741-06:00

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it. -- Bertrand Russell

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If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -- Mark Twain

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-63980040174883490112012-01-11T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-11T07:00:08.697-06:00

If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability. -- Vannevar Bush

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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. -- Alfred E. Newman

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-73437218568909182442012-01-09T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-09T07:00:10.299-06:00

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. -- Martin Mull

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Me fail English? That's unpossible. -- Ralph Wiggum

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I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye. -- Jack Handey

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-16058868085874762312012-01-07T05:15:00.001-06:002012-01-07T05:15:02.182-06:00

- Once In A Lifetime - Quote of the Day - Reading: _A Feast for Crows_ - 430,000 - Pat Robertson says a bunch of stupid stuff - Even More LEGO Coolness - Deviated Preverts - Yuck! - Eating Santorum - Another thing a gullible audiophile would buy…

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-84159990380839616542012-01-06T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-06T07:00:10.348-06:00

When I was a child, the other children in my neighborhood would taunt me, calling me "noodle-head" or "neo-Calvinist" So I would run after them, but lucky for them the chain would snap tight and pull me back. -- Emo Philips

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-27318654698434632602012-01-05T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-05T07:00:09.226-06:00

It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you. -- Jack Handey

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-85468060346910295692012-01-04T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-04T07:00:08.458-06:00

Mmmm, forbidden donut. -- Homer J. Simpson

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-71617127505188775622012-01-03T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-03T07:00:06.068-06:00

My religion is to do good. -- Thomas Paine

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-84312726768320410092012-01-01T07:00:00.001-06:002012-01-01T07:00:06.222-06:00

I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad's room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot. -- Bill Maher

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-28551442360392770832011-12-31T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-31T07:00:09.253-06:00

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks. -- Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-86723339944061623942011-12-31T05:15:00.001-06:002011-12-31T05:15:03.061-06:00

- This Must Be the Place - Quote of the Day - Bill O’Reilly in a Nutshell - Thursday - Mmmm, Gelatinous Mutant Coconut - Liberty “University” Chumpions - MST3K 0318 – Star Force: Fugitive Alien II - 420,000 - Still More Newtonian Swag - Why December 25th?

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-54018998553068738062011-12-30T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-30T07:00:10.320-06:00

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. -- William Goldman

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-87597490747124339512011-12-29T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-29T07:00:08.102-06:00

I have to admit I have a monkey on my back. It represents my crippling addiction to monkeys. -- Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-20818785677594467542011-12-28T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-28T07:00:13.545-06:00

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet. -- William Gibson

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-65441424034840375712011-12-27T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-27T07:00:04.035-06:00

The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman. -- Jack Handey

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-79803414481084522642011-12-26T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-26T07:00:10.951-06:00

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -- George Carlin

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-88029254581108199192011-12-25T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-25T07:00:10.881-06:00

The trinitarian believes a virgin to be the mother of a son who is her maker. -- Sir Francis Bacon

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-69243420322945621782011-12-24T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-24T07:00:04.924-06:00

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. -- Albert Einstein

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-23543559889787872742011-12-24T05:15:00.001-06:002011-12-24T05:15:03.333-06:00

- My Beloved Movie Star - Happy Festivus! - The Spirit of Christmas - A Dose of Holiday Weirdness - Quote of the Day - Santa is a Jerk - Freakin’ Ironic - The Physics of Santa - Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids! - National Flashlight Day

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-32942523681308560092011-12-23T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-23T07:00:08.042-06:00

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on. -- Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-75184401061456901272011-12-22T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-22T07:00:16.051-06:00

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. -- Isaac Asimov

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-64135401357467456992011-12-21T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-21T07:00:12.478-06:00

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. -- Scott Adams

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-17935977698836452512011-12-20T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-20T07:00:13.633-06:00

Justifying space exploration because we get non-stick frying pans is like justifying music because it is good exercise for the violinists right arm. -- Richard Dawkins

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-49851344425066892192011-12-19T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-19T07:00:10.701-06:00

Reality continues to ruin my life. -- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-14438095230499510632011-12-18T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-18T07:00:11.645-06:00

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. -- Homer J. Simpson

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-5347810749699727022011-12-17T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-17T07:00:09.004-06:00

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -- Mark Twain

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-65980413387869282082011-12-17T05:15:00.001-06:002011-12-17T05:15:02.183-06:00

- Christmas with the Devil - Merry Christmas - Quote of the Day - U.S.A. States – Level One – 100% - Happy Holidays from Batman - Another Fox “News” Fail - Happy Holidays - Mmmm, Japanese Guts - 410,000 - MST3K 0321 – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-68652745718263830772011-12-16T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-16T07:00:07.906-06:00

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex. -- Aldous Huxley

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-49882269584914496662011-12-15T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-15T07:00:09.046-06:00

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on. -- Frank Zappa

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-75772130349208015252011-12-14T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-14T07:00:13.381-06:00

A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man. -- Jebidiah Springfield

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-41953095257720272912011-12-13T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-13T07:00:10.842-06:00

Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun! -- Homer J. Simpson

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-82115156170066234572011-12-12T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-12T07:00:24.771-06:00

We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys. -- The Shoveler

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-51161830307932251802011-12-11T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-11T07:00:09.365-06:00

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. -- Dick Cavett

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-7368644892352759522011-12-10T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-10T07:00:10.264-06:00

Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer. It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that. On the other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their religions. -- Benjamin

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-90100403630032052892011-12-10T05:15:00.001-06:002011-12-10T05:15:02.305-06:00

- Last Minute Bad Gift Ideas - Clementine - Quote of the Day - Pujols Lebrons St. Louis - Put Saturn back into Saturnalia - Twilight: The Video Game - Mmmm, Frozen Mexican Dinner - Thin Skinned - Dutch Christmas - RiffTrax Feature – House On Haunted Hill

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-81388735352033666732011-12-09T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-09T07:00:11.173-06:00

You can't fool me. It's soy juice. There's no such thing as soy milk, because there's no such thing as a soy tit. -- Lewis Black

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-53992701181226850112011-12-08T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-08T07:00:08.722-06:00

Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch. -- Kent Brockman

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-8916785854966970472011-12-07T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-07T07:00:05.832-06:00

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits. -- Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-539082372029674962011-12-06T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-06T07:00:07.205-06:00

Never have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity! Have you considered a career in the church? -- Bishop of Bath and Wells (Blackadder II)

foistboinderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05750585846286693144noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5921979.post-42854628538720237422011-12-05T07:00:00.001-06:002011-12-05T07:00:08.029-06:00

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. -- Al Franken

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Instant gratification takes too long. -- Carrie Fisher

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -- Mark Twain

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- Reading: _I’m Dreaming of a Black Christmas_ - Misty - Quote of the Day - Angry Birds Infographic - 400,000 - Mmmm, Pasta - The Star Wars Holiday Special (The Horror, the horror…) - Andrew Sullivan has no clue what he’s talking about - Cost of items in “The 12 Days of Christmas” - RiffTrax Feature – Plan 9 from Outer Space

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You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world! -- The Tick

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If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. -- Scott Adams

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This isn't a rental car - it's privately owned. -- David Byrne (True Stories)

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Non Illegitimus Carborundum.

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. -- Jerry Seinfeld

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The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter. -- Thomas Jefferson

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. -- George Carlin

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- Tempus Fugit - Quote of the Day - Happy Holidays - Plan 9 from Outer Space - Happy Thanksgiving - Mmmm, Mail Order Turkey - Nov. 23, 1963: Doctor Who Debuts - When will it end? - GOP Allegiance - RiffTrax Feature – Voodoo Man

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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke. -- Jack Handey

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Once again, your stupidity has killed us! -- Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Diego Garcia Marquez

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America tragically continues to fall behind the Chinese. It seems like no matter what we do, they stay 13 hours ahead. -- Stephen Colbert

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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the same extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken

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The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. -- Harlan Ellison

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After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology: Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pioneers conducted many important electrical experiments. For example, in 1780 Luigi Galvani discovered (this is the truth) that when he attached two different kinds of metal to the leg of a frog, an

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Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America. -- James Joyce

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- The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe - I Am A Camera - Quote of the Day - Still Truly Awful - Cookie! - What a Time to be Alive - Great Lakes Iron Ore Trade Up 13% in October - 390,000 - RiffTrax Feature – Maniac - Great Lakes Coal Trade Down in October

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The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost. -- S. Kelly-Bootle (The Devil's DP Dictionary)

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Twenty two thousand days.Twenty two thousand days.It's not a lot.It's all you've got.Twenty two thousand days. -- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand Days"

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It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor. -- Neil Gaiman

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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor

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There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate government action. -- Bertrand Russell

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Mmmm...fuzzy. -- Homer J. Simpson

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That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn. -- Hillel the Elder

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- A Rite Of Passage - 11/11/11 - Quote of the Day - Rick Perry Flameout - The Gales of November - Cavalcade of Crazy - RiffTrax Short – Buying Food - Bing Rewards - The Plan - Rifftrax Feature – Planet Of Dinosaurs

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When belief in a god dies, the god dies. -- Harlan Ellison (Deathbird Stories)

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Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity? -- Mark Twain

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The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty. -- Stephen Hawking

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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things. -- Terry

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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes. -- George Carlin

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Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R.R. Tolkien

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