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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.
-- Philip J. Fry

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.
-- Jack Handey

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There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate government action.
-- Bertrand Russell

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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
-- Jack Handey

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Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
-- Psalm 137:9