Quote of the Day

In the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they're kissing on every pitch. He's kissing her on the strikes, and she's kissing him on the balls.
-- Harry Caray

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If only is was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.
-- Diogenes the Cynic

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It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don't need it anymore you tell them another lie and tell them they're progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they'll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.
-- Terry Pratchett (Guards! Guards!)

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I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.
-- Thomas Jefferson

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Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
-- Darby Conley

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It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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It is said that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that by learned discourse, he may rise above the savage, and be closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me that I'm best.
-- Edmund, Lord Blackadder (Blackadder II)

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I hate people who love me. And they hate me.
-- Bender Unit 22

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In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
-- Aldous Huxley