Quote of the Day

Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks

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I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke: It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
-- Terry Pratchett

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History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake.
-- Ron Swanson

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There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger.
-- Ron Swanson

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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
-- Stanislaw Lem

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We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre