Wednesday, April 08, 2026
Quote of the Day
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
-- Sir Richard F. Burton
Tuesday, April 07, 2026
Quote of the Day
Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, April 06, 2026
Quote of the Day
You know something, folks, as ridiculous as this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Sunday, April 05, 2026
Quote of the Day
Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
Saturday, April 04, 2026
Quote of the Day
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
-- Neil Gaiman
Friday, April 03, 2026
Quote of the Day
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Thursday, April 02, 2026
Quote of the Day
Perhaps it is a peculiarity of mine that despite the fact that I am a professional performer, it is true that I have always preferred playing without an audience.
-- Bill Evans
Wednesday, April 01, 2026
Quote of the Day
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Quote of the Day
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)