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Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill

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Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
-- Dave Barry

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I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here."
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer. It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that. On the other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their religions.
-- Benjamin Spock

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Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
-- Bender Unit 22

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As the one guy said to the other guy when he was getting fed up, "I'm getting fed up."
-- Vyvyan Basterd

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

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All I wanted was to make the world a better place... and to make an assload of money.
-- Jodene Sparks