Quote of the Day

It is said that the civilized man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that by learned discourse, he may rise above the savage, and be closer to God. Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me that I'm best.
-- Edmund, Lord Blackadder (Blackadder II)

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I hate people who love me. And they hate me.
-- Bender Unit 22

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In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
-- Aldous Huxley

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No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

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When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
-- Jack Handey

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Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill

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Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
-- Dave Barry

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I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life. Number one, "Cover for me." Number two, "Oh, good idea, boss." Number three, "It was like that when I got here."
-- Homer J. Simpson