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The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
-- Ron Swanson

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In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.
-- Mark Twain

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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?"
-- Terry Pratchett (Pyramids)

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What I envy most about tater tots is the way they stay young and innocent forever.
-- Stephen Colbert

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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
-- Emo Philips

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That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn.
-- Hillel the Elder

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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
-- Bob Marley

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Non Illegitimus Carborundum.

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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
-- HP Lovecraft

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Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car.
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg