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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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When I was a child, the other children in my neighborhood would taunt me, calling me "noodle-head" or "neo-Calvinist" So I would run after them, but lucky for them the chain would snap tight and pull me back.
-- Emo Philips

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller (Catch-22)

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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde (The Portrait of Mr. W.H.)

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Once I got poison ivy on my brain and the only way I could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
-- Stephen Wright

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Turkey can never beat cow.
-- Ron Swanson

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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?"
-- Terry Pratchett (Pyramids)

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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
-- H.L. Mencken

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Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars. Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards.
-- H. L. Mencken, writing of William Jennings Bryan, counsel for the supporters of Tennessee's anti-evolution law at the Scopes "Monkey Trial" in 1925.