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Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer. It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that. On the other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their religions.
-- Benjamin Spock

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Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
-- Bender Unit 22

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As the one guy said to the other guy when he was getting fed up, "I'm getting fed up."
-- Vyvyan Basterd

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

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All I wanted was to make the world a better place... and to make an assload of money.
-- Jodene Sparks

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Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth.
-- H.L. Mencken

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Ah ha-ha, chess! The ancient contest of wits! Two opponenets: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look! Magnets for ease of travel! You could play chess on the moon!
-- The Tick

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Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
-- Isaac Asimov