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Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
-- Berry Kercheval

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I think the best indication that there is no God is that Stevie Ray Vaughan got killed and Celine Dion reproduced.
-- Kevin Enns (SKEPTIC Mailing List)

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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- Aldous Huxley

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Ah, there's nothing like the first cup of dumpster juice in the morning!
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Stephen Wright

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
-- Orson Welles

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I call this turf 'n' turf. It's a 16 oz T-bone and a 24 oz porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.
-- Ron Swanson

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I have to admit I have a monkey on my back. It represents my crippling addiction to monkeys.
-- Stephen Colbert