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Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
-- Bender Unit 22

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As the one guy said to the other guy when he was getting fed up, "I'm getting fed up."
-- Vyvyan Basterd

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

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All I wanted was to make the world a better place... and to make an assload of money.
-- Jodene Sparks

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Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration--courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and, above all, love of the truth.
-- H.L. Mencken

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Ah ha-ha, chess! The ancient contest of wits! Two opponenets: mano a mano. Braino a braino. And look! Magnets for ease of travel! You could play chess on the moon!
-- The Tick

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Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
-- Isaac Asimov

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I don't do drugs, or worship the devil.
-- Rick Bode (Champagne and Bullets)