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That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn.
-- Hillel the Elder

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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
-- Bob Marley

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Non Illegitimus Carborundum.

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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
-- HP Lovecraft

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Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car.
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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No, forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher. For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
-- Sterling Archer

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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
-- Jack Handey

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The last time somebody said, "I find I can write much better with a word processor.", I replied, "They used to say the same thing about drugs."
-- Roy Blount, Jr.

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A 7 day waiting period to buy a gun? That's stupid. Nobody can remain mad that long.
-- Emo Philips

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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France