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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal

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If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

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In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
-- Nigel Tufnel

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Here's my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick. And I don't celebrate any major holidays.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
-- The Shoveler

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Laurie Anderson

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It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.
-- David St. Hubbins

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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
-- Albert Einstein

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Suppose we've chosen the wrong god? Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
-- Yogi Berra