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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.
-- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)

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Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
-- Orson Welles

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It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
-- John Burroughs

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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
-- Dave Barry

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The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

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The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
-- William Gibson

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The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, "There's a Chaplain who never visited the front."
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
-- Jack Handey

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman