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A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.
-- David Hume

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It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
-- Jack Handey

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal

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If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

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In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
-- Nigel Tufnel

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Here's my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick. And I don't celebrate any major holidays.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
-- The Shoveler

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Laurie Anderson

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It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.
-- David St. Hubbins