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Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
-- Donald E. Knuth

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
-- Mark Twain

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Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
-- Berry Kercheval

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I think the best indication that there is no God is that Stevie Ray Vaughan got killed and Celine Dion reproduced.
-- Kevin Enns (SKEPTIC Mailing List)

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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- Aldous Huxley

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Ah, there's nothing like the first cup of dumpster juice in the morning!
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
-- Dave Barry

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Stephen Wright

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman

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Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
-- Orson Welles