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After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
-- William S. Burroughs

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A man is as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx

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Physicists like to think that all you have to do is say, these are the conditions, now what happens next?
-- Richard P. Feynman

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.
-- Mark Twain

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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules,often with the assistence of unsuspecting musicians.
-- Frank Zappa

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Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Warning: George Michael STILL wants your sex. He never rescinded the order! Stay vigilant.
-- Bill Corbett

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H.L. Mencken

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Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks