To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
-- The Sphinx
Sunday, September 10, 2017
Saturday, September 09, 2017
Friday, September 08, 2017
Quote of the Day
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
Thursday, September 07, 2017
Quote of the Day
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin (interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal)
Wednesday, September 06, 2017
Quote of the Day
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, September 05, 2017
Monday, September 04, 2017
Quote of the Day
Bad movies have taught us that sheriffs hold on to their belts a lot.
-- Crow T. Robot
Sunday, September 03, 2017
Quote of the Day
I regard monotheism as the greatest disaster ever to befall the human race. I see no good in Judaism, Christianity, or Islam -- good people, yes, but any religion based on a single, well, frenzied and virulent god, is not as useful to the human race as, say, Confucianism, which is not a religion but an ethical and educational system.
-- Gore Vidal
Saturday, September 02, 2017
Quote of the Day
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
Friday, September 01, 2017
Quote of the Day
I don't own a computer, or a modem, or anything like that; I still work on a manual typewriter, by choice, and to those who consider me a Luddite I say: Fuck you and yo mama. I operate at the level of technology that best suits my needs. And I type at 120 words per minute --two fingers --I make no mistakes, and my manuscripts are real. You can pick them up and hold them. My typewriter doesn't dump it's memory --I don't lose a book.
-- Harlan Ellison
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