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I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
-- Orson Welles

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

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A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce (Ulysses)

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It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns

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It's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
-- Derek Smalls

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Stephen Wright

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx

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If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
-- Jack Handey

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No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra

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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.
-- Richard P. Feynman