There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
-- Richard P. Feynman
Sunday, February 10, 2019
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Saturday, February 09, 2019
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In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raising children since I was a baby.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III
Friday, February 08, 2019
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I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, February 07, 2019
Wednesday, February 06, 2019
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Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone's responsible!
-- Detective (Plan 9 from Outer Space)
Tuesday, February 05, 2019
Monday, February 04, 2019
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Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
-- George Carlin
Sunday, February 03, 2019
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No! No! NO! We're not watching the bloody Good Life! Bloody bloody bloody! I hate it! It's so bloody nice! Felicity "Treacle" Kendall and Richard "Sugar-Flavored-Snot" Briars! What do they do now? Chocolate bloody Button ads, that's what! They're just a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class eccentric - and I - HATE - THEM!
-- Vyvyan Basterd
Saturday, February 02, 2019
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
-- Rita Rudner
Friday, February 01, 2019
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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer
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