When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
-- Jack Handey
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Quote of the Day
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Quote of the Day
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
-- John Stuart Mill
Monday, July 29, 2013
Quote of the Day
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Quote of the Day
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
-- John Burroughs
Saturday, July 27, 2013
Quote of the Day
We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented.
-- Albert Einstein
Friday, July 26, 2013
Quote of the Day
Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?
-- Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Quote of the Day
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
-- Douglas Adams
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Quote of the Day
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Quote of the Day
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
-- Jack Handey
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