Saturday, April 05, 2025

Quote of the Day

Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.
-- Philip J. Fry

Friday, April 04, 2025

Quote of the Day

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
-- Jack Handey

Thursday, April 03, 2025

Quote of the Day

There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate government action.
-- Bertrand Russell

Wednesday, April 02, 2025

Quote of the Day

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
-- Jack Handey

Tuesday, April 01, 2025

Quote of the Day

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
-- Psalm 137:9

Monday, March 31, 2025

Quote of the Day

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Sunday, March 30, 2025

Quote of the Day

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain

Saturday, March 29, 2025

Quote of the Day

All religions issue Bibles against Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.
-- Mark Twain

Friday, March 28, 2025

Quote of the Day

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
-- Jack Handey

Thursday, March 27, 2025

Quote of the Day

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams