Quote of the Day

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

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Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving.
-- Jack Handey

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If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handey

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The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russell

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish proverb

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Everyone is entitled to an informed opinion.
-- Harlan Ellison

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
-- A. Whitney Brown

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
-- Joseph Heller

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Once I got poison ivy on my brain and the only way I could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
-- Stephen Wright

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson