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Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Warning: George Michael STILL wants your sex. He never rescinded the order! Stay vigilant.
-- Bill Corbett

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H.L. Mencken

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Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks

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I'm just a normal guy who enjoys revenge.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke: It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
-- Terry Pratchett