Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.
-- Philip J. Fry
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A Totally Redundant Web Log -- Random crapola found on the internets...
Saturday, April 05, 2025
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Friday, April 04, 2025
Thursday, April 03, 2025
Quote of the Day
There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate government action.
-- Bertrand Russell
Wednesday, April 02, 2025
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, April 01, 2025
Quote of the Day
Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks.
-- Psalm 137:9
Monday, March 31, 2025
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Sunday, March 30, 2025
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
Saturday, March 29, 2025
Quote of the Day
All religions issue Bibles against Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.
-- Mark Twain
Friday, March 28, 2025
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Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, March 27, 2025
Quote of the Day
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams