Quote of the Day

Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

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I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
-- Mark Twain

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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
-- Bertrand Russell

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The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
-- S. Kelly-Bootle (The Devil's DP Dictionary)

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The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
-- Albert Einstein

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In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles.
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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We tune bacause we care.
-- Stan Ridgway (Tuff Sheds and Carrot Cake)

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Mmmm, sacrilicious.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell