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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
-- Kilgore Trout

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Mr. Pibb is a duplicate of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit duplicate, because it didn't even get its degree.
-- Mitch Hedberg

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Sen. Danforth: There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?
Tipper Gore: No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me.
Frank Zappa: I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's legs on the album cover is good indication that it's not for little Johnny.
-- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985

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I'm starting to suspect there's more than one tri-state area.
-- Stephen Colbert

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Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
-- Ron Swanson

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson

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The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'
-- Richard Jeni

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Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.
-- Ian Faith

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The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.
-- Ron Swanson

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin