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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
-- Isaac Asimov

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You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstein

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I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Is Kreme is really at its best when Krispy? Seems counterintuitive. And gross.
-- Bill Corbett

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The future ain't what it used to be.
-- Yogi Berra

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It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
-- Jack Handey

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What's another word for thesaurus?
-- Stephen Wright