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In the year 415, the woman scientist Hypatia, head of the legendary Alexandria library, was beaten to death by Christian monks who considered her a pagan. The leader of the monks, Cyril, was canonized a saint
-- James A. Haught (Free Inquiry, Winter 1996/1997)

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um..."We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other."
-- Neil Pye

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Ned... have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

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Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.
-- Nelson Muntz

Hmmmmm

What will right wing homophobic war mongers make of this?

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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
-- Richard P. Feynman

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Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks

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To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
-- The Sphinx