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Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving.
-- Jack Handey

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It had never occurred to me before that music and thinking are so much alike. In fact you could say music is another way of thinking, or maybe thinking is another kind of music.
-- Ursula K. Le Guin

Church That Bush, Cheney belong to Calls for Withdrawal from Iraq

Members of United Methodist Church can “go fuck themselves,” says Vice President.
-- Ironic times, Monday, November 7, 2005

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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
-- Frederick Brooks, (The Mythical Man-Month)

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Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
-- Jack Handey

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss, and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other.
-- Sir Francis Bacon

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To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-- Jack Handey

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Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
-- Hunter S. Thompson