Bite my shiny, metal ass!
-- Bender Unit 22
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Monday, February 13, 2006
Quote of the Day
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
-- Honore de Balzac
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Quote of the Day
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
-- Quentin Crisp
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Quote of the Day
The great nations have always acted like gangsters and the small nations like prostitutes.
-- Stanley Kubrick
Friday, February 10, 2006
Quote of the Day
I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I took his shoes.
-- Dave Barry
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Quote of the Day
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
-- Max Bialystock
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Quote of the Day
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Quote of the Day
There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, February 06, 2006
Quote of the Day
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
-- Bertrand Russell
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