Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.
-- Emo Philips
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Quote of the Day
Friday, September 15, 2006
Quote of the Day
Credit ... is the only enduring testimonial to man's confidence in man.
-- James Blish
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Quote of the Day
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Quote of the Day
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Quote of the Day
Hello. We're the ones who control your lives. We make the decisions that affect all of you. Isn't it interesting to know that those who run your lives would have the nerve to tell you about it in this manner? Suffer, you fools. We know everything you do, and we know where you go. What do you think the cameras are for? And the global-positioning satellites? And the Social Security numbers? You belong to us. And it can't be changed. Sign your petitions, walk your picket lines, bring your lawsuits, cast your votes, and write those stupid letters to whomever you please; you won't change a thing. Because we control your lives. And we have plans for you. Go back to sleep.
-- George Carlin
Monday, September 11, 2006
Quote of the Day
If only more Christians read their bibles there'd be less Christians.
-- Derek W. Clayton
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Quote of the Day
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-- Bob & Ray
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Quote of the Day
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.
-- Jack Handey
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