Quote of the Day

No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die for.
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

Quote of the Day

Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Week in Review

-	Turkish Star Trek
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Microsoft Outlook Award Winner…
-	Existentialist Light Bulb Joke
-	I sense a pattern here…
-	X Windows Programming in C++: Part I
-	It’s October, for Crying out Loud!
-	Christian Pirate Rap
-	Spammers: Flogging is too good for them
-	Idiot or Troll?

Quote of the Day

Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot;
Or he can, but does not want to;
Or he cannot and does not want to.
If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent.
If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked.
But, if God both can and wants to abolish evil,
Then how come evil in the world?
-- Epicurus

Quote of the Day

I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure!
-- Max Bialystock

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H.L. Mencken

Satanic Hair

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It was the greatest night of my life. I'd been invited to the Captain's Table. I'd only been with the company fourteen years. Six officers and me! They called me "Arnold." We had gazpacho soup for starters. I didn't know gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and I told him to take it away and bring it back hot. He did. The looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time, they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup. I never ate at the Captain's Table again. That was the end of my career.
-- Arnold Judas Rimmer

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Wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which piles up first!
-- Crow T. Robot

Quote of the Day

Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.
-- Martin Mull