Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Quote of the Day
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-- Siddhartha Gautama
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Quote of the Day
As the one guy said to the other guy when he was getting fed up, "I'm getting fed up."
-- Vyvyan Basterd
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Quote of the Day
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Stephen Wright
Monday, August 13, 2007
Quote of the Day
Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!
-- Harlan Ellison
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Quote of the Day
A house is where you put your stuff when you're out buying other stuff.
-- George Carlin
Saturday, August 11, 2007
Quote of the Day
Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms? The answer is yes, they have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every Teen Should Know"
Friday, August 10, 2007
Quote of the Day
A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce (Ulysses)