Quote of the Day

I look into the mirror
I see no happiness
All the warmth I gave you
Has turned to emptiness
The love we had has fallen
The love we used to share
You've left me here believing
In love that wasn't there
-- Yes

Quote of the Day

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Stephen Wright

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Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
-- Dave Barry

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Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
-- Douglas Adams

Quote of the Day

Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
-- George Carlin

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry

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And then I was confronted with N'Sync, Aerosmith and Britney Spears to*gether*. The trifecta from *Hell*.
-- Lewis Black

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2007-11-02
-	Sunshine International Lottery Promotions and Japan Email Lotto
-	THE ‘BOTS ARE BACK! and Cinematic Titanic
-	2000 Comments
-	Nordic Tug 49
-	Reading: _Adam, Eve, and the Serpent_
-	Mahavishnu Orchestra: ‘Meeting of the Spirits’
-	Friday Random Ten: 2007-10-26
-	Now that’s a Halloween show!
-	The Mahavishnu Orchestra @ Syracuse University (1972)

Quote of the Day

The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.
-- Bertrand Russell

Quote of the Day

In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Frank Zappa