Friday, January 18, 2008

Quote of the Day

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
-- Jack Handey

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Quote of the Day

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.
-- Arab proverb

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Quote of the Day

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
-- Emo Philips

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Quote of the Day

I figured out what's wrong with life: it's other people.
-- Dilbert

Monday, January 14, 2008

Quote of the Day

In Vegas, everyone goes everywhere in limos. Las Vegas is just a giant prom night for adults who are very bad at math.
-- Penn Jillette

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Quote of the Day

The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
-- Albert Einstein

Friday, January 11, 2008

Quote of the Day

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Quote of the Day

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
-- Mark Twain