Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.
-- Dizzy Dean
Saturday, January 26, 2008
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Friday, January 25, 2008
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Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
-- Frank Zappa
Thursday, January 24, 2008
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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
-- Joseph Heller
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
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I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
-- Marcus Procius Cato
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
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A one sentence definition of mythology?
"Mythology" is what we call someone else's religion.
-- Joseph Campbell
Monday, January 21, 2008
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Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um..."We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other."
-- Neil Pye
Sunday, January 20, 2008
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You can't fool me. It's soy juice. There's no such thing as soy milk, because there's no such thing as a soy tit.
-- Lewis Black
Saturday, January 19, 2008
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I wanted to go to college, so I went to my dad and said, "Dad, can I have a hundred thousand dollars to go to college?" And he said, "Go ask your mother", so I went to her and said "Can I have a hundred thousand to go to college?" And she said, "Ask you father", so I went to him and said "Can I have a hundred thousand?" And he said "Ask your mother." And as I was going to my mother I tripped and hit my head on the coffee table, and my mother said "Fifteen-love, my serve again."
-- Emo Philips
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