Quote of the Day

I'm condemned by a society that demands success when all I can offer is failure!
-- Max Bialystock

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Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
-- Pink Floyd

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The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
-- William Gibson

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A Democratic victory would not change the world, but it would at least slow the berserk white-trash momentum of the bombs-and-Jesus crowd. Those people have had their way long enough. Not even the Book of Revelations threatens a plague of vengeful yahoos.
-- Hunter Thompson

Week in Review

-	Oye Como Va
-	Quote of the Day
-	James A. Bohannon Science Center
-	Unclear on the Concept
-	$650 Block of Wood
-	MST3K 0617 – The Sword and the Dragon
-	The Fun Never Sets on the Teabaggers!!
-	MST3K Short – Money Talks!
-	There is such a thing as a stupid question…
-	Watermelon Man

Quote of the Day

The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best dangerous.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup (The C++ Programming Language)

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If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
-- Vince Lombardi

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A little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systems have been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects, those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers. Consider Unix, APL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast them with Cobol, PL/I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS-DOS.
-- Fred Brooks

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Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
-- Philip K. Dick

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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.
-- Jack Handey