Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Quote of the Day
Monday, September 17, 2012
Quote of the Day
In Vegas, everyone goes everywhere in limos. Las Vegas is just a giant prom night for adults who are very bad at math.
-- Penn Jillette
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Quote of the Day
To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-- Jack Handey
Week in Review
Friday, September 14, 2012
Quote of the Day
Damn it, when I'm bombastic, I have my reasons. I want to be bombastic-take it or leave it.
-- Dave Brubeck
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Quote of the Day
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. rum (preferably dark)
3/4 oz. tequilla
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. orange juice
3/4 oz. sour mix
1/2 oz. cola
shake with ice and strain into frosted glass.
-- Long Island Iced Tea
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Quote of the Day
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
--Bertrand Russell
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Quote of the Day
No house should ever be on any hill or on anything. It should be of the hill, belonging to it.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Monday, September 10, 2012
Quote of the Day
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Sunday, September 09, 2012
Quote of the Day
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
-- William Gibson
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