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You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx

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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin (interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal)

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Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

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When belief in a god dies, the god dies.
-- Harlan Ellison (Deathbird Stories)

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Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
-- Max Bialystock

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Goddammit! The world is just filling up with more and more idiots! And the computer is giving them access to the world! They're spreading their stupidity! At least they were contained before--now they're on the loose everywhere!
-- Harlan Ellison

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Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon

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Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving.
-- Jack Handey