Quote of the Day

I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.
-- Philip J. Fry

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Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks

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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruder

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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
-- Joseph Heller

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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
-- Austin Powers

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Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He'd been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a postgraduate student at the University of What Some Bloke In the Pub Told Me.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Back in high school, my buddies tried to put the make on anything that moved. I told them, "Why limit yourselves?"
-- Emo Philips

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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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I don't want to sound callous. I mean, even if I have nothing to offer, that doesn't matter, because that still doesn't mean that what anybody else has to offer therefore has to be true.
-- Richard Dawkins

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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
-- Homer J. Simpson