One of the great attractions of patriotism - it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.
-- Aldous Huxley
Saturday, September 20, 2014
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Friday, September 19, 2014
Quote of the Day
Dear Mr. President: There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
-- Abraham Simpson
Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Orson Welles
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported. It produces no wheat, no corn; it ploughs no land; it fells no forests. It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, September 15, 2014
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
-- Robert Orben
Sunday, September 14, 2014
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You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Friday, September 12, 2014
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
-- Groucho Marx
Thursday, September 11, 2014
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I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
-- Thomas Jefferson
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