Sunday, January 10, 2021

Quote of the Day

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
-- William Goldman

Saturday, January 09, 2021

Quote of the Day

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
-- Stephen Wright

Friday, January 08, 2021

Quote of the Day

Science Fiction writers, I am sorry to say, really do not know anything. We can't talk about science because our knowledge of it is limited and unofficial, and usually our fiction is dreadful.
-- Philip K. Dick

Thursday, January 07, 2021

Quote of the Day

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

Wednesday, January 06, 2021

Quote of the Day

The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory.
-- Cicero

Tuesday, January 05, 2021

Quote of the Day

Eternal suffering awaits all those who question God's infinite love.
-- Bill Hicks

Monday, January 04, 2021

Quote of the Day

Every Christmas my mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
-- Phillip J. Fry

Sunday, January 03, 2021

Quote of the Day

Hooray, I'm useful!
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

Saturday, January 02, 2021

Quote of the Day

I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?

He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work for him then.

-- Stephen Wright

Friday, January 01, 2021

Quote of the Day

OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.
-- Bender Unit 22