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Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.
-- Red Forman

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Wait a minute! This sounds like rock and/or roll!
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

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If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
-- John Stuart Mill

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A woman like that you gotta romance first!
-- Bender Unit 22

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After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
-- Italian proverb

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I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another where the best fruit is.
-- Terry Pratchett

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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
-- H.L. Mencken

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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry

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Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with mathematics are much greater than yours.
-- Albert Einstein