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There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire.
-- The Tick

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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
-- Frank Zappa

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In the Schrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention. Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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Perhaps it is a peculiarity of mine that despite the fact that I am a professional performer, it is true that I have always preferred playing without an audience.
-- Bill Evans

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
-- Stephen Wright

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Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.
-- Sandra Boynton

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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.
-- Terry Pratchett

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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
-- Terry Pratchett