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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
-- Terry Pratchett

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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
-- David Letterman

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

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You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion.... Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
-- Aldous Huxley

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
-- Eddie Izzard

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Child labor laws are ruining this country.
-- Ron Swanson

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H.L. Mencken

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It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln

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I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
-- Bartholomew J. Simpson