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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
-- Stephen Wright

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... of course, this probably only happens for tcsh which uses wait4(), which is why I never saw it. Serves people who use that abomination right 8^)
-- Linus Torvalds, about a patch that fixes getrusage for 1.3.26

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Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
-- Terry Pratchett

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You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
-- Max Bialystock

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I think one way the cops could make money would be to hold a murder weapons sale. Many people could really use used ice picks.
-- Jack Handey

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Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
-- Wanda Gershwitz (A Fish Called Wanda)

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I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
-- George Carlin

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Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
-- Kent Brockman

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Then you have to say one or other of two things. Either God only speaks to a very small percentage of mankind--which happens to include yourself--or He deliberately says things are not true in talking to the consciences of savages.
-- Bertrand Russell

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I hope I didn't brain my damage.
-- Homer J. Simpson