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Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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Adventure is just bad planning.
-- Roald Amundsen

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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke", but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
-- Jack Handey

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown

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We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
-- The Shoveler

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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-- Alfred E. Newman

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Frank Zappa

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson