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I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.
-- Stephen Wright

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DeLay and Texas House Speaker Tom Craddick may have achieved the near-impossible by breaking Texas campaign finance laws. Since Texas essentially has no campaign finance laws, this is no mean feat.
--Molly Ivins

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What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.
-- Bertrand Russell

Tee Hee

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President George W Bush his daily briefing on the war in Iraq.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the Commander-in-Chief sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up with a puzzled look on his face, and asks:

"Exactly how many is a brazillion?"

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Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.
-- Mister Boffo

Bah Dum Ching!

Q. How long does it take George Bush to read a book?
A. Nobody knows - it's never been done

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If we take in hand any volume-- of divinity or school metaphysics, for instance,-- let us ask, Does it contain any abstract reasoning concerning quantity or number? No. Does it contain any experimental reasoning concerning matters of fact and existence? No. Commit it then to the flames, for it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion.
-- David Hume, An Inquiry Concerning Human Understanding

Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

What about the sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?

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I can imagine no greater misfortune for a cultured people than to see in the hands of the rulers not only the civil, but also the religious power.
-- Caius Valerius Catullus