The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
-- Harlan Ellison
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Quote of the Day
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Quote of the Day
The best that we can do is to be kindly and helpful toward our friends and fellow passengers who are clinging to the same speck of dirt while we are drifting side by side to our common doom.
-- Clarence Darrow
Monday, May 29, 2006
Quote of the Day
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
-- George Orwell
Sunday, May 28, 2006
Quote of the Day
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
-- Steven Wright
Saturday, May 27, 2006
Quote of the Day
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
-- Peter Ustinov
Friday, May 26, 2006
Quote of the Day
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
-- Stephen Wright
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Quote of the Day
The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty.
-- Stephen Hawking
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Quote of the Day
If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
-- Homer J. Simpson
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