Quote of the Day

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns

Quote of the Day

An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-- Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

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I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
-- Jack Handey

Week in Review

-	Friday Nonrandom Non-ten
-	Spammers are Unholy Abominations Straight from the Deepest Pit of Hell
-	Trust
-	Lakefront Property…
-	Did anyone really miss it?
-	20,000
-	Reading: _All the King’s Men_
-	President Bush Chooses Superstition Over Science
-	Friday Random Ten
-	The Magician of the Ivory Tower

Quote of the Day

All things dull and ugly, all creatures short and squat;
All things rude and nasty, the Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, each little wasp that stings;
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, all evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous, the Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet, each beastly little squid.
Who made the spiky urchin? Who made the shark? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, all pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all. Amen.
-- Monty Python

Mmmm, Buger

Quote of the Day

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
-- Douglas Adams

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The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
-- Stephen Jay Gould

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I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
-- Thomas Jefferson