Sunday, September 30, 2007

Quote of the Day

I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then I suspect all fortran programs look like "firsts")
-- Olaf Kirch

Friday, September 28, 2007

Quote of the Day

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Quote of the Day

The creed whose legitimacy is most easily challenged is likely to develop the strongest proselytizing impulse. It is doubtful whether a movement which does not profess some preposterous and patently irrational dogma can be possessed of that zealous drive which "must either win men or destroy the world." It is also plausible that those movements with the greatest inner contradiction between profession and practice-that is to say with a strong feeling of guilt-are likely to be the most fervent in imposing their faith on others.
-- Eric Hoffer, The True Believer, 1951, section 88

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Quote of the Day

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
-- Wolfgang Pauli

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Quote of the Day

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another where the best fruit is.
-- Terry Pratchett

Monday, September 24, 2007

Quote of the Day

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!
-- Frank Zappa

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Quote of the Day

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-- Jack Handey

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Quote of the Day

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.
-- Ian Faith