When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
-- Al Franken
Monday, January 31, 2011
Quote of the Day
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Quote of the Day
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
-- Nigel Tufnel
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Quote of the Day
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
-- David Letterman
Week in Review
Friday, January 28, 2011
Quote of the Day
I woke up this morning with a bloody nose. I thought, "how did this get into bed with me?"
-- Emo Philips
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Quote of the Day
Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!
-- Homer J. Simpson
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Quote of the Day
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Monday, January 24, 2011
Quote of the Day
If you ever require a picture of resentful apathy, check out any background munchkin in the Wizard of Oz. Also, I think it's shameful to try to pin the collapse of the lollipop industry on the lollipop guild.
-- John Hodgman (via Twitter)
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