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I'll die if I miss Scooby-Doo.
-- Neil Pye

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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
-- Stephen Wright

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We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
-- Scott Pilgrim

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns

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Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of agreement in their teaching. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its side.
-- Celsus (2nd Century C.E.)

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You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
-- Richard Jeni

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I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
-- Orson Welles

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In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson