Quote of the Day

I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes, but it is necessary to protect the young and innocent.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.
-- Dave Barry

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If only more Christians read their bibles there'd be less Christians.
-- Derek W. Clayton

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You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion.... Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
-- Aldous Huxley

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Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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Adventure is just bad planning.
-- Roald Amundsen

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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke", but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
-- Jack Handey

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown

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We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
-- The Shoveler