Quote of the Day

The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
-- S. Kelly-Bootle (The Devil's DP Dictionary)

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The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
-- Albert Einstein

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In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles.
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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We tune bacause we care.
-- Stan Ridgway (Tuff Sheds and Carrot Cake)

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Mmmm, sacrilicious.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald E. Knuth

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Instant gratification takes too long.
-- Carrie Fisher

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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
-- Kilgore Trout