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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald E. Knuth

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Instant gratification takes too long.
-- Carrie Fisher

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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
-- Kilgore Trout

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Mr. Pibb is a duplicate of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit duplicate, because it didn't even get its degree.
-- Mitch Hedberg

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Sen. Danforth: There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?
Tipper Gore: No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me.
Frank Zappa: I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's legs on the album cover is good indication that it's not for little Johnny.
-- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985

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I'm starting to suspect there's more than one tri-state area.
-- Stephen Colbert

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Fishing relaxes me. It's like yoga, except I still get to kill something.
-- Ron Swanson

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson