Quote of the Day

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power is derived by a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
-- Monty Python

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Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
-- Frank Zappa

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If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
-- Mark Twain

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The great nations have always acted like gangsters and the small nations like prostitutes.
-- Stanley Kubrick

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Jazz washes away the dust of every day life.
-- Art Blakey

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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
-- Isaac Asimov

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You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstein

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I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Is Kreme is really at its best when Krispy? Seems counterintuitive. And gross.
-- Bill Corbett