Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Quote of the Day

When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Monday, November 29, 2010

Quote of the Day

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
-- Alexander Pope

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Quote of the Day

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman

Friday, November 26, 2010

Quote of the Day

I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.
-- Gotama Buddha

Thursday, November 25, 2010

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Quote of the Day

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
-- David Letterman

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Quote of the Day

Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
-- Mark Twain

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Quote of the Day

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?
-- Homer J. Simpson

Monday, November 22, 2010

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Quote of the Day

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
-- Homer J. Simpson

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Quote of the Day

Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Quote of the Day

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
-- Jack Handey

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Quote of the Day

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Quote of the Day

I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
-- Jack Handey

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Quote of the Day

I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then I suspect all fortran programs look like "firsts")
-- Olaf Kirch

Monday, November 15, 2010

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Quote of the Day

This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
-- Dave Lister

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Quote of the Day

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business.
-- Frank Zappa

Week in Review

- Hey You
- Friday Random Ten: 2010-11-12
- Tech Support
- Quote of the Day
- Veterans Day
- Taye MetalWorks Double Bass Drum Pedal
- The Gales of November
- The Angry French Canadian
- Great Lakes Iron Ore Trade Up 30% in October
- Everything has a Name

Friday, November 12, 2010

Quote of the Day

If it is thus, I ask emphatically whence comes this thusness.
-- James Joyce

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Quote of the Day

I would recommend that skeptics devote even more effort than they do now to understanding the reasons why so many people want or need to believe.
-- Murray Gell-Mann

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Quote of the Day

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
-- Douglas Adams

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

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Monday, November 08, 2010

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Quote of the Day

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Quote of the Day

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

Saturday, November 06, 2010

Friday, November 05, 2010

Quote of the Day

I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes, but it is necessary to protect the young and innocent.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Quote of the Day

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Quote of the Day

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.
-- Popular Mechanics, March 1949

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Quote of the Day

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman

Monday, November 01, 2010

Quote of the Day

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick