Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Quote of the Day
Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.
-- Robin Williams
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
Quote of the Day
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call. One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing. I had to get it disconnected. So I got a new phone. I didn't have much money, so I had to get an irregular. It doesn't have a five. I ran into a friend of mine on the street the other day. He said why don't you give me a call. I told him I can't call everybody I want to anymore, my phone doesn't have a five. He asked how long had it been that way. I said I didn't know -- my calendar doesn't have any sevens
-- Stephen Wright
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Quote of the Day
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired, go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
-- Bill Hicks
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Quote of the Day
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Week in Review
Friday, January 26, 2007
Quote of the Day
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
-- George Carlin
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Quote of the Day
As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
-- Mick Shrimpton
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Quote of the Day
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Quote of the Day
Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone's responsible!
-- Detective (Plan 9 from Outer Space)
Monday, January 22, 2007
Quote of the Day
Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
-- Sir Thomas Beecham
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Quote of the Day
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
-- Jack Handey
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Week in Review
Friday, January 19, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Quote of the Day
The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
-- Gore Vidal
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Quote of the Day
Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
-- Randal Graves
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Quote of the Day
Calling you stupid is an insult to stupid people!
-- Wanda Gershwitz, A Fish Called Wanda
Monday, January 15, 2007
Quote of the Day
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron..
-- George Carlin
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Quote of the Day
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
-- Jack Handey
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Week in Review
Friday, January 12, 2007
Quote of the Day
Don't give me any of that Star Trek crap. It's too early in the morning.
-- Dave Lister
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Quote of the Day
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
Monday, January 08, 2007
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Week in Review
Friday, January 05, 2007
Quote of the Day
In the year 415, the woman scientist Hypatia, head of the legendary Alexandria library, was beaten to death by Christian monks who considered her a pagan. The leader of the monks, Cyril, was canonized a saint
-- James A. Haught (Free Inquiry, Winter 1996/1997)
Quote of the Day
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Quote of the Day
The persistence of erroneous beliefs exacerbates the widespread anachronistic failure to recognize the urgent problems that face humanity on this planet.
-- Murray Gell-Mann
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Quote of the Day
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
-- Aldous Huxley
Monday, January 01, 2007
Quote of the Day
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".
-- Terry Pratchett (The Colour of Magic)
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