Saturday, November 01, 2014

Quote of the Day

Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
-- Bender Unit 22

Friday, October 31, 2014

Quote of the Day

Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.
-- Robin Williams

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Quote of the Day

In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Quote of the Day

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.
-- Bob Newhart

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Quote of the Day

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein

Monday, October 27, 2014

Quote of the Day

Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!
-- Homer J. Simpson

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Quote of the Day

Yep. My ex-wife Tammy cheated on me, then we divorced, then last week I ran into her sister Beth here; turns out she hates Tammy too, so we started dating. It's like a fairy tale!
-- Ron Swanson

Saturday, October 25, 2014

Quote of the Day

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
-- William Goldman

Friday, October 24, 2014

Quote of the Day

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasnt the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
-- Douglas Adams

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Quote of the Day

The new millennium sucks! What a disappointment! What's the difference between the old millennium and the new millennium? Nothing! It's the same load of crap with a "2" in the front. When I was a kid, I am old enough so that when I was a kid, I looked forward to the new millennium. When I was young, I said, "I'm gonna live through a change! A massive change! Things are gonna be different! Things are gonna be great!" Screwed again! No flying cars! No flying cars!
-- Lewis Black