Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
-- Terry Pratchett (The Last Continent)
Monday, December 09, 2013
Quote of the Day
Sunday, December 08, 2013
Quote of the Day
If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Saturday, December 07, 2013
Quote of the Day
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
-- Jack Handey
Friday, December 06, 2013
Quote of the Day
Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks
Thursday, December 05, 2013
Quote of the Day
It is convenient that there be gods, and, as it is convenient, let us believe there are.
-- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)
Wednesday, December 04, 2013
Quote of the Day
Sex and the City 2 is the story of, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, four shopaholic whores.
-- Stephen Colbert
Tuesday, December 03, 2013
Quote of the Day
True, it returns "" for false, but "" is an even more interesting number than 0.
-- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org>
Monday, December 02, 2013
Quote of the Day
Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
Sunday, December 01, 2013
Quote of the Day
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
-- Homer J. Simpson
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