Thursday, March 28, 2024

Quote of the Day

We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
-- Scott Pilgrim

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Quote of the Day

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Quote of the Day

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns

Monday, March 25, 2024

Quote of the Day

Christians, it is needless to say, utterly detest each other. They slander each other constantly with the vilest forms of abuse and cannot come to any sort of agreement in their teaching. Each sect brands its own, fills the head of its own with deceitful nonsense, and makes perfect little pigs of those it wins over to its side.
-- Celsus (2nd Century C.E.)

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Quote of the Day

You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.
-- Richard Jeni

Saturday, March 23, 2024

Quote of the Day

I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
-- Orson Welles

Friday, March 22, 2024

Quote of the Day

In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, March 21, 2024

Quote of the Day

Mmmm...open faced club sand wedge.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Quote of the Day

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Quote of the Day

As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.
-- Homer J. Simpson