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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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And then I was confronted with N'Sync, Aerosmith and Britney Spears to*gether*. The trifecta from *Hell*.
-- Lewis Black

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No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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Child labor laws are ruining this country.
-- Ron Swanson

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He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open.
-- Scottish proverb

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You know what, I am gonna have that third steak after all.
-- Ron Swanson

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I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer J. Simpson

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I'm looking for something beautiful and cheap for a lady who is one of those things!
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late.
-- Mark Twain

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I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.
-- Number 6