I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
-- Marcus Procius Cato
Thursday, September 21, 2017
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Monday, September 18, 2017
Sunday, September 17, 2017
Without coffee he could not work, or at least he could not have worked in the way he did. In addition to paper and pens, he took with him everywhere as an indispensable article of equipment the coffee machine, which was no less important to him than his table or his white robe.
-- Stefan Zweigs, Biography of Balzac