I'm not impressed by what college your kid is going to. George Bush went to Yale. The End.
-- Bill Maher
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
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Monday, March 10, 2014
Quote of the Day
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
-- Dave Barry
Sunday, March 09, 2014
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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire.
-- Jack Handey
Saturday, March 08, 2014
Quote of the Day
I can hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished. And this is a damnable doctrine.
-- Charles Darwin
Friday, March 07, 2014
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No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied occurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as an indication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining occurrence different from the one identified by the given indication as an indication-applied occurrence.
-- ALGOL 68 Report
Thursday, March 06, 2014
Wednesday, March 05, 2014
Quote of the Day
Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.
-- Boomhauer
Tuesday, March 04, 2014
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx
Monday, March 03, 2014
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