Saturday, July 30, 2016

Quote of the Day

The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'
-- Richard Jeni

Friday, July 29, 2016

Quote of the Day

Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. You have to snare it. And then you have to tame it. Keep it happy. Care for it. Feed it. Lovingly, the way an animal deserves to be loved. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Quote of the Day

As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
-- Mick Shrimpton

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Quote of the Day

The future ain't what it used to be.
-- Yogi Berra

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Monday, July 25, 2016

Quote of the Day

You had me at meat tornado.
-- Ron Swanson

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Quote of the Day

Sentimentality -- that's what we call the sentiment we don't share.
-- Graham Greene

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Quote of the Day

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is beter to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.
-- H.L. Mencken

Friday, July 22, 2016

Quote of the Day

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
-- Theodore Seuss Geisel

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Quote of the Day

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
-- Terry Pratchett