Friday, July 01, 2016

Quote of the Day

Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart and who is poor.
-- Ron Swanson

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Quote of the Day

I have something to say to the religionist who feels atheists never say anything positive: You are an intelligent human being. Your life is valuable for its own sake. You are not second-class in the universe, deriving meaning and purpose from some other mind. You are not inherently evil--you are inherently human, possessing the positive rational potential to help make this a world of morality, peace and joy. Trust yourself.
-- Dan Barker (Losing Faith in Faith)

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Quote of the Day

God made food; the devil the cooks.
-- James Joyce

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Quote of the Day

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

Monday, June 27, 2016

Quote of the Day

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Quote of the Day

His power lies apparently in his ability to choose incompetent enemies.
-- Crow T. Robot

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Quote of the Day

I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."
-- Jack Handey

Friday, June 24, 2016

Quote of the Day

Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Quote of the Day

Way to go Sparks, you broke the monitor and you're dead. Happy?
-- Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Quote of the Day

Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired, go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
-- Bill Hicks