Sunday, February 25, 2018

Quote of the Day

Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.
-- Robin Williams

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Quote of the Day

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Friday, February 23, 2018

Quote of the Day

You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Thursday, February 22, 2018

Quote of the Day

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Quote of the Day

I don't say that we ought to all misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
-- Orson Welles

Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Quote of the Day

Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

Monday, February 19, 2018

Quote of the Day

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
-- Stephen Wright

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Quote of the Day

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
-- Dave Barry

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Quote of the Day

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
-- Terry Pratchett

Friday, February 16, 2018

Quote of the Day

Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows, but without that noise.
-- Jack Handey