Sunday, March 26, 2017

Quote of the Day

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
-- Frank Zappa

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Quote of the Day

And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is, except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Friday, March 24, 2017

Quote of the Day

We could jam in Joe's garage,
we didn't have no dope or LSD,
but a coupl'o'quarts o'beer,
would fix it so the intonation,
would not offend your ear.

-- Frank Zappa

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Quote of the Day

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Quote of the Day

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
-- Jack Handey

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Quote of the Day

Is there another word for synonym?
-- George Carlin

Monday, March 20, 2017

Quote of the Day

Visits? That would indicate visitors!
-- Air Force Captain (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Quote of the Day

One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.
-- Ron Swanson

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Quote of the Day

Imagine the people who believe such things and who are not ashamed to ignore, totally, all the patient findings of thinking minds through all the centuries since the Bible was written. And it is these ignorant people, the most uneducated, the most unimaginative, the most unthinking among us, who would make themselves the guides and leaders of us all... I personally resent it bitterly.
-- Isaac Asimov

Friday, March 17, 2017

Quote of the Day

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright