Monday, September 01, 2014

Quote of the Day

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Quote of the Day

I like a cold because I get to do my favorite drug, which is NyQuil. I love that stuff. What do the rest of you use? Robitussin? Robitussin, why do you bother? Non-narcotic sissy pansy bullshit! NyQuil's the best thing I've ever read on a medicine package, '180 Proof.' It's the moonshine of medicine. You can buy it on a holiday! When I got a cold, I want something that's gonna fuck me up! Cause that way the blur seems interesting... NyQuil comes in two colors, red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like...red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! That's right, NyQuil makes a dandy eggnog. Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the whole party, 'This tastes like shit!' But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover.
-- Lewis Black

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Quote of the Day

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.
-- Jack Handey

Friday, August 29, 2014

Quote of the Day

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, me, 'cause I'm the only one that does anything around here anyway.
-- Neil Pye

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Quote of the Day

Perilous to all of us are the devices of an art deeper than we ourselves possess.
-- Gandalf the Grey (J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings)

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Quote of the Day

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
-- Frank Zappa

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Drum and Bugle Corps

more drum corps...

Quote of the Day

They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-- Carl Sagan

Monday, August 25, 2014

Quote of the Day

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Quote of the Day

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
-- Homer J. Simpson