Saturday, February 28, 2015

Quote of the Day

The sermon was based on what he claimed was a well-known fact, that there were no Atheists in foxholes. I asked Jack what he thought of the sermon afterwards, and he said, "There's a Chaplain who never visited the front."
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Friday, February 27, 2015

Quote of the Day

Men freely believe that what they wish to desire.
-- Julius Caesar

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Quote of the Day

I have to admit I have a monkey on my back. It represents my crippling addiction to monkeys.
-- Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Quote of the Day

Linux supports the notion of a command line or a shell for the same reason that only children read books with only pictures in them. Language, be it English or something else, is the only tool flexible enough to accomplish a sufficiently broad range of tasks.
-- Bill Garrett

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Quote of the Day

Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey, taxi." Two is, "What train do I take to get to Bloomingdale's?" And three is, "Don't worry. It's just a flesh wound."
-- David Letterman

Monday, February 23, 2015

Quote of the Day

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Quote of the Day

Send lawyers, guns, and money,
The shit has hit the fan.

-- Warren Zevon

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Quote of the Day

Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
-- William S. Burroughs

Friday, February 20, 2015

Quote of the Day

Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
-- Peter Ustinov

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Quote of the Day

I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
-- Homer J. Simpson