Sunday, May 24, 2015

Quote of the Day

If only more Christians read their bibles there'd be less Christians.
-- Derek W. Clayton

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Quote of the Day

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-- Aldous Huxley

Friday, May 22, 2015

Quote of the Day

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
-- Jack Handey

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Quote of the Day

The bible must be seen in a cultural context. It didn't just happen. These stories are retreads. But, tell a Christian that -- No, No! What makes it doubly sad is that they hardly know the book, much less its origins.
-- Isaac Asimov

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Quote of the Day

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
-- Ernest Rutherford

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Quote of the Day

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
-- Douglas Adams

Monday, May 18, 2015

Quote of the Day

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever.
-- George Orwell

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Quote of the Day

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
-- The Sphinx

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Quote of the Day

The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
-- Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

Friday, May 15, 2015

Quote of the Day

Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm? Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse. After a few hours in their hot tubs, Californians don't give a damn about earthquakes or mass murderers. They don't give a damn about anything , which is why they are able to produce Laverne and Shirley week after week.
-- Dave Barry (The Taming of the Screw)