Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin
Monday, June 04, 2012
Quote of the Day
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Quote of the Day
What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be broken down into subjects and predicates. This is not because Quality is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct.
-- R. Pirsig (Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance)
Saturday, June 02, 2012
Quote of the Day
We've got a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
-- The Shoveler
Friday, June 01, 2012
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Quote of the Day
What's in a name? That is what we ask ourselves in childhood when we write the name that we are told is ours.
-- James Joyce
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Quote of the Day
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Quote of the Day
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."
-- Jack Handey
Monday, May 28, 2012
Quote of the Day
The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis". This is true in almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people have attempted to explain why. Usually these explanations get bogged down in silly puns about "standing erect".
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Quote of the Day
Ned... have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
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