Friday, April 24, 2015

Quote of the Day

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
-- David Letterman

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Quote of the Day

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
-- Frank Zappa

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Quote of the Day

I think that in philosophical strictness at the level where one doubts the existence of material objects and holds that the world may have existed for only five minutes, I ought to call myself an agnostic; but, for all practical purposes, I am an atheist. I do not think the existence of the Christian God any more probable than the existence of the Gods of Olympus or Valhalla. To take another illustration: nobody can prove that there is not between Earth and Mars a china teapot revolving in an elliptic orbit, but nobody thinks this sufficiently likely to be taken into account in practice. I think the Christian God just as unlikely.
-- Bertrand Russell

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Quote of the Day

I thought you needed some air, even if that air is fouled by the stench of European socialism.
-- Ron Swanson

Monday, April 20, 2015

Quote of the Day

The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Quote of the Day

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- it is hardy, occasionally blooms, and grows in every computer.
-- A.J. Perlis

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Quote of the Day

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
-- Euripides

Friday, April 17, 2015

Quote of the Day

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.
-- Bertrand Russell

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Quote of the Day

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Quote of the Day

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry