Quote of the Day

The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there were some trees there. The smell of something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you.
-- Jack Handey

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Cruelty free? Free-range? This one tastes like it died screaming.
-- Anthony Bourdain

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"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)

Week in Review

-	Why December 25th?
-	Friday Random Ten: 2009-12-25
-	So, shall I begin the Christmas story?
-	Unclear on the Concept
-	It’s a Philip K. Dick Christmas
-	I’m Boned
-	Last Minute Bad Gift Ideas
-	Probably something a gullible audiophile would buy…
-	On Christmas morning…
-	Alvistide

Quote of the Day

Oh, there will be a day of reckoning for you, non-believer! A totalling of sums and a snapping of necks, and you will count yourself among the damned!
-- Jodene Sparks

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Like my parents, I have never been a regular church member or churchgoer. It doesn't seem plausible to me that there is the kind of God who watches over human affairs, listens to prayers, and tries to guide people to follow His precepts -- there is just too much misery and cruelty for that. On the other hand, I respect and envy the people who get inspiration from their religions.
-- Benjamin Spock

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
-- Billy Crystal

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The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
-- Gore Vidal

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When belief in a god dies, the god dies.
-- Harlan Ellison, Deathbird Stories

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Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash.
-- Emo Philips