You're not me, therefore you're irrelevent.
-- Dogbert
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Friday, August 30, 2013
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Quote of the Day
In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be the homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that.
-- George Carlin
Monday, August 26, 2013
Quote of the Day
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
--Bertrand Russell
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Quote of the Day
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.
-- Sinclair Lewis
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Quote of the Day
Sen. Danforth: There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?
Tipper Gore: No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me.
Frank Zappa: I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's legs on the album cover is good indication that it's not for little Johnny.
-- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985
Friday, August 23, 2013
Quote of the Day
I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.
-- Gotama Buddha
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Quote of the Day
This man is costing my health plan five thousand dollars a day! I demand he die with dignity.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Quote of the Day
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
-- David Letterman
Monday, August 19, 2013
Quote of the Day
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
-- Scott Adams
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Quote of the Day
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented hell.
-- Bertrand Russell
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
Quote of the Day
Besides, even if they made all of the airplanes completely safe, the terrorists would simply start bombing other places that are crowded: pawnshops, crack houses, titty bars and gang bangs. You know, entertainment venues.
-- George Carlin
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Quote of the Day
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Quote of the Day
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
-- Douglas Adams
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Quote of the Day
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
Monday, August 12, 2013
Quote of the Day
I can hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished. And this is a damnable doctrine.
-- Charles Darwin
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Quote of the Day
What I have done is to show that it is possible for the way the universe began to be determined by the laws of science. In that case, it would not be necessary to appeal to God to decide how the universe began. This doesn't prove that there is no God, only that God is not necessary.
-- Stephen W. Hawking, Der Spiegel, 1989
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Friday, August 09, 2013
Quote of the Day
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
-- Honore de Balzac
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Quote of the Day
Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
-- James T. Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
Quote of the Day
I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'what if life *were* fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.
-- Marcus Cole (Babylon 5)
Tuesday, August 06, 2013
Quote of the Day
I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
-- Homer J. Simpson
Monday, August 05, 2013
Quote of the Day
I can imagine no greater misfortune for a cultured people than to see in the hands of the rulers not only the civil, but also the religious power.
-- Caius Valerius Catullus
Sunday, August 04, 2013
Quote of the Day
It's all Christianity, people. The little, stupid differences are nothing next to the big, stupid similarities.
-- Bartholomew J. Simpson
Saturday, August 03, 2013
Quote of the Day
To be a persecuted genius, you not only have to be persecuted, you also have to be right.
-- Isaac Asimov
Friday, August 02, 2013
Quote of the Day
I still went to church regularly, though, until I was eighteen years old. Then suddenly, the light bulb went on over my head. All the mindless morbidity and discipline was pretty sick--bleeding this, painful that and no meat on Friday. What is this shit?
-- Frank Zappa
Thursday, August 01, 2013
Quote of the Day
His power lies apparently in his ability to choose incompetent enemies.
-- Crow T. Robot
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