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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
-- Frank Zappa

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His power lies apparently in his ability to choose incompetent enemies.
-- Crow T. Robot

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The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry, and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question "How can we eat?" the second by "Why do we eat?" and the third by "Where shall we have lunch?".
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of nationalism can long survive when men have seen the Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
-- Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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Wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which piles up first!
-- Crow T. Robot

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-- Douglas Adams

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Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver.
-- Harlan Ellison

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He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him.
-- Jack Handey

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If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python

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Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
-- Jack Handey

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You will find men like him in all of the world's religions. They know that we represent reason and science, and, however confident they may be in their beliefs, they fear that we will overthrow their gods. Not necessarily through any deliberate act, but in a subtler fashion. Science can destroy a religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, the nonexistance of Zeus or Thor, but they have few followers now.
-- Arthur C. Clarke, Childhood's End

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In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles.
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.
-- John Stuart Mill

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I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50-percent rate.
-- George Carlin, Brain Droppings

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
-- Stephen Wright

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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
-- Homer J. Simpson

Oh, the Smurfanity!

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The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russell

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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
-- Robert Orben

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There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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In the year 415, the woman scientist Hypatia, head of the legendary Alexandria library, was beaten to death by Christian monks who considered her a pagan. The leader of the monks, Cyril, was canonized a saint
-- James A. Haught (Free Inquiry, Winter 1996/1997)

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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Hey, wouldn't it be terrible if we ended up having to eat each other? Like those sailors did in that film, um..."We Ended Up Having To Eat Each Other."
-- Neil Pye

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Ned... have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

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Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.
-- Nelson Muntz

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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
-- Richard P. Feynman

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Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks

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To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.
-- The Sphinx