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Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

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When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.
-- Yogi Berra

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Archie was the bitch and Jughead was the butch. That's why he was always going around wearing that crown-looking hat. He was the king of queen Archie's world.
-- Hooper LaMont

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All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and all theoretical chemists know it.
-- Richard P. Feynman

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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
-- Austin Powers

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Only fools are positive.
-- Moe Howard

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Bring me a creationist who doesn't lie, deceive, distort and distract then I will show you a whole lot of thin air!
-- Clayton Forno

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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
-- Ernest Rutherford

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
-- Dave Barry

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
-- Jack Handey

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Unix is the worst operating system; except for all others.
-- Berry Kercheval

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The feeling persists that no one can simultaneously be a respectable writer and understand how a refrigerator works, just as no gentleman wears a brown suit in the city. Colleges may be to blame. English majors are encouraged, I know, to hate chemistry and physics, and to be proud because they are not dull and creepy and humorless and war-oriented like the engineers across the quad. And our most impressive critics have commonly been such English majors, and they are squeamish about technology to this very day. So it is natural for them to despise science fiction.
-- Kurt Vonnegut Jr., "Science Fiction"

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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
-- Jack Handey

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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.
-- Isaac Asimov

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Every Christmas my mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
-- Phillip J. Fry

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You can live in your dreams, but only if you are worthy of them.
-- Harlan Ellison

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The five main kinds of electricity are alternating current, direct current, lightning, static, and European. Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricity goes in one direction for a while, then goes in the other direction. This prevents harmful electron buildup in the wires.
-- Dave Barry

The Ultimate Star Trek DVD Collection

The Ultimate Star Trek Collection

The Ultimate Star Trek Collection: List Price: $3,908.99, though Amazon has it for only $2,499.99. This collection included 212 discs covering all the series and motion pictures:

• Star Trek The Original Series: The Complete Seasons 1-3
• Star Trek The Next Generation: The Complete Seasons 1-7
• Star Trek Deep Space Nine: The Complete Seasons 1-7
• Star Trek Voyager: The Complete Seasons 1-7
• Star Trek Enterprise: The Complete Seasons 1-4
• Star Trek: The Motion Picture
• Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
• Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
• Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
• Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
• Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
• Star Trek: Generations
• Star Trek: First Contact
• Star Trek: Insurrection
• Star Trek: Nemesis

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The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer.
-- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler"

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See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how's that for freedom of choice.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Frank knew that no man had ever crossed the desert on foot and lived to tell about it. So, he decided to get back in his car and keep driving.
-- Jack Handey

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It had never occurred to me before that music and thinking are so much alike. In fact you could say music is another way of thinking, or maybe thinking is another kind of music.
-- Ursula K. Le Guin

Church That Bush, Cheney belong to Calls for Withdrawal from Iraq

Members of United Methodist Church can “go fuck themselves,” says Vice President.
-- Ironic times, Monday, November 7, 2005

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Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
-- Frederick Brooks, (The Mythical Man-Month)

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Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
-- Jack Handey

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Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss, and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other.
-- Sir Francis Bacon

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To me, boxing is like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
-- Jack Handey

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Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx

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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
-- Hunter S. Thompson