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Thai actress punished for her sexy dress

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Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk!
-- Bender Unit 22

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my father.
-- Jack Handey

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I do understand what love is, and that is one of the reasons I can never again be a Christian. Love is not self denial. Love is not blood and suffering. Love is not murdering your son to appease your own vanity. Love is not hatred or wrath, consigning billions of people to eternal torture because they have offended your ego or disobeyed your rules. Love is not obedience, conformity, or submission. It is a counterfeit love that iscontingent upon authority, punishment, or reward. True love is respect and admiration, compassion and kindness, freely given by a healthy, unafraid human being.
-- Dan Barker, Losing Faith in Faith

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He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien

Week in Review

-	Glasgow Bikini Wax
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Yahoo Winning Notification
-	My SQ
-	Financial Services Authority
-	Mandelbrot Set Fun
-	Spammers: Mancuerda is too good for them
-	Reading: _The Road to Reality : A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe_
-	Mandelbrot Set
-	Friday Random Ten

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A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce (Ulysses)

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You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit"!
-- Mr. Furious

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As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol. It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Big Dick

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten
-	Yes, it’s awful!
-	Happy Valentine’s Day
-	Spammers: The Mooninite Quad Glacier is too good for them
-	X Windows Programming in C++: Part II
-	ACME Web Log Post
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Give me a break
-	Spammers should all be forced to smoke Moonajuana
-	Reading: _The Road to Reality : A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe_

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
-- Stephen Wright

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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
-- Jack Handey

Leave the Internet

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The Bible is not my Book and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma.
-- Abraham Lincoln

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Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.
-- Sandra Boynton

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He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
-- John Moore

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten
-	Give me a break
-	Spammers should all be forced to smoke Moonajuana
-	Reading: _The Road to Reality : A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe_
-	John McCain’s Brain
-	Spammers: The Mooninite Quad Laser is too good for them
-	Disturbing Imagery
-	A True Biblical Scholar
-	Billy Cobham Drum Solo
-	Friday Random Ten

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If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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If I owned both Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
-- Gen. Phil Sheridan

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It's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
-- Derek Smalls

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Damn it, when I'm bombastic, I have my reasons. I want to be bombastic-take it or leave it.
-- Dave Brubeck

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Oh sweet information superhighway, what bring you me from the depths of cyberspace?
-- Crow T. Robot

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H.L. Mencken

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This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate!
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten
-	Mooninites attack Boston!
-	LORAN to Be Switched-Off?
-	40,000
-	Louie Bellson Drum Solo
-	Which science fiction writer are you?
-	Google Bombs Away
-	Friday Cephalopod: JCU School Colors
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Christian Alternative to the Theory of Evolution

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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
-- Jack Handey

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We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?
-- Homer J. Simpson