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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
-- Douglas Adams

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This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasnt the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
-- Douglas Adams

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This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
-- Vyvyan Basterd

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten
-	Condoleezza Rice says something stupid
-	70,000
-	Tim Russert spells I-R-A-K
-	Yet Another Insightful Quote from Jon Stewart
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Foul Mouthed Two Year Old == Comedy Gold
-	John Derbyshire Explained
-	Tony La Russa’s Rookie Baseball Card
-	Missouri Republicans. I hate Missouri Republicans.

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Visits? That would indicate visitors!
-- Air Force Captain (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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Blasphemy is an epithet bestowed by superstition upon common sense.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll

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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein

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Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.
-- Jack Handey

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You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
-- Moe Szyslak

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten
-	Foul Mouthed Two Year Old == Comedy Gold
-	John Derbyshire Explained
-	Tony La Russa’s Rookie Baseball Card
-	Missouri Republicans. I hate Missouri Republicans.
-	April 15
-	Friday Random Ten
-	So it goes
-	A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites
-	Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

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Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
-- Criswell (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why: it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind. In general this drug will make you just like your mother and father.
-- Frank Zappa

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Music is essentially useless, as life is.
-- George Santayana

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women.
-- Mort Sahl

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Bite my shiny, metal ass!
-- Bender Unit 22

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The forceps of our minds are clumsy forceps, and crush the truth a little in taking hold of it.
-- H.G. Wells

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten
-	So it goes
-	A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites
-	Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?
-	Easter Sweepstake Bonanza
-	Friday Random Ten
-	60,000
-	Reading: _Moving Pictures_
-	Tiberius
-	Not banned in China

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
-- H.G. Wells

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Men have died for this music. You can't get more serious than that.
-- Dizzy Gillespie

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I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows."
-- Bartholomew J. Simpson

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Modern women. They've been like that all down through the ages.
-- Jeff Trent (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.
-- Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters)

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When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy.
-- Jack Handey

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Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?
--Homer J. Simpson

Week in Review

-	Easter Sweepstake Bonanza
-	Friday Random Ten
-	60,000
-	Reading: _Moving Pictures_
-	Tiberius
-	Not banned in China
-	Mystery Science Theater 3000 Reunion
-	Friday Random Ten
-	McCain gets hacked
-	Corduroy Soap Dish

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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.
-- Philip J. Fry

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Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
-- Douglas Adams

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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
-- George Carlin

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That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"
-- Terry Pratchett

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Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He'd been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a postgraduate student at the University of What Some Bloke In the Pub Told Me.
-- Terry Pratchett