Oh sweet information superhighway, what bring you me from the depths of cyberspace?
-- Crow T. Robot
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Quote of the Day
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Quote of the Day
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
-- Douglas Adams
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Quote of the Day
I like a cold because I get to do my favorite drug, which is NyQuil. I love that stuff. What do the rest of you use? Robitussin? Robitussin, why do you bother? Non-narcotic sissy pansy bullshit! NyQuil's the best thing I've ever read on a medicine package, '180 Proof.' It's the moonshine of medicine. You can buy it on a holiday! When I got a cold, I want something that's gonna fuck me up! Cause that way the blur seems interesting... NyQuil comes in two colors, red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like...red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! That's right, NyQuil makes a dandy eggnog. Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the whole party, 'This tastes like shit!' But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover.
-- Lewis Black
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Quote of the Day
In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles.
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)
Week in Review
Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Quote of the Day
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
-- HP Lovecraft
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Quote of the Day
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell
Monday, October 22, 2007
Quote of the Day
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Quote of the Day
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-- Jack Handey
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Quote of the Day
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
-- Jack Handey
Week in Review
Friday, October 19, 2007
Quote of the Day
His power lies apparently in his ability to choose incompetent enemies.
-- Crow T. Robot
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Quote of the Day
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
-- Jack Handey
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Quote of the Day
I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
-- Samuel Johnson
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Quote of the Day
Religious people split into three main groups when faced with science. I shall label them the "know-nothings", the "know-alls", and the "no-contests"
-- Richard Dawkins
Monday, October 15, 2007
Quote of the Day
The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work.
-- Johann Von Neumann
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Quote of the Day
Once again, your stupidity has killed us!
-- Marco Rodrigo Diaz de Vivar Diego Garcia Marquez
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Quote of the Day
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasnt the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
-- Douglas Adams
Friday, October 12, 2007
Quote of the Day
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life?
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Quote of the Day
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
-- Terry Pratchett
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Quote of the Day
In the event of an emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.
-- Bender Unit 22
Monday, October 08, 2007
Quote of the Day
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns
Sunday, October 07, 2007
Quote of the Day
In Washington, only two kinds of religion are tolerated: vague beliefs strongly affirmed and strong beliefs vaguely expressed.
-- Eugene McCarthy
Saturday, October 06, 2007
Quote of the Day
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
-- H.L. Mencken
Friday, October 05, 2007
Quote of the Day
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
Thursday, October 04, 2007
Quote of the Day
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
-- Jack Handey
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
Quote of the Day
I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
-- Homer J. Simpson
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Quote of the Day
The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russell
Monday, October 01, 2007
Quote of the Day
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
-- Dave Barry
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)