Sunday, September 30, 2007

Quote of the Day

I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then I suspect all fortran programs look like "firsts")
-- Olaf Kirch

Friday, September 28, 2007

Quote of the Day

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Quote of the Day

The creed whose legitimacy is most easily challenged is likely to develop the strongest proselytizing impulse. It is doubtful whether a movement which does not profess some preposterous and patently irrational dogma can be possessed of that zealous drive which "must either win men or destroy the world." It is also plausible that those movements with the greatest inner contradiction between profession and practice-that is to say with a strong feeling of guilt-are likely to be the most fervent in imposing their faith on others.
-- Eric Hoffer, The True Believer, 1951, section 88

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Quote of the Day

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
-- Wolfgang Pauli

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Quote of the Day

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another where the best fruit is.
-- Terry Pratchett

Monday, September 24, 2007

Quote of the Day

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!
-- Frank Zappa

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Quote of the Day

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-- Jack Handey

Friday, September 21, 2007

Quote of the Day

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
-- Penn Jillette

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Quote of the Day

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Quote of the Day

Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race.
-- Albert Einstein

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Quote of the Day

Less is only more where more is no good.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Monday, September 17, 2007

Quote of the Day

If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Quote of the Day

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
-- Jack Handey

Friday, September 14, 2007

Quote of the Day

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
-- Aldous Huxley

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Quote of the Day

We owe it to ourselves as respectable human beings, as thinking human beings, to do what we can to make humanity more rational...Humanists recognize that it is only when people feel free to think for themselves, using reason as their guide, that they are best capable of developing values that succeed in satisfying human needs and serving human interests.
-- Isaac Asimov

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Quote of the Day

You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
-- Austin Powers

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Quote of the Day

Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
-- Bender Unit 22

Monday, September 10, 2007

Quote of the Day

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
-- Stanislaw Lem

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Quote of the Day

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
-- Richard P. Feynman

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Quote of the Day

I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people." "I no speak English." "I'm married to the sea." "I don't want to kill you, but I will ..."
-- Homer J. Simpson

Week in Review

- Friday Random Ten: 2007-09-07
- Insurance Fraud
- CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR EMAIL ID WON
- DCA World Championships - Rochester, NY
- Friday Random Ten
- Staring at women̢۪s breast is good for men̢۪s health
- W.W.R.F.D?
- Serious Cat
- Reading: _The Mauritius Command_
- Friday Random Ten

Friday, September 07, 2007

Quote of the Day

It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Quote of the Day

I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Quote of the Day

The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
-- Stephen Jay Gould

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Quote of the Day

Hot on the heels of its magnanimous pardoning of Galileo, the Vatican has now moved with even more lightning speed to recognise the truth of Darwinism.
-- Richard Dawkins

Monday, September 03, 2007

Quote of the Day

Don't talk to me about the post-modern age. We're not even in the modern age yet for Christ's sake. There are still 150 million people in America who believe in Genesis.
-- Simon Critchley

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Quote of the Day

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Rita Rudner

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Quote of the Day

Thank God for Savage and Scarborough. Without them, who, besides Rush, OReilly, Buchanan, Novak, Kristol, Roger Ailes, Hannity, Barnes, Hume, Will, the Wall Street Journal, The Washington Times, The New York Post, the Weekly Standard, American Spectator, The New York Sun, all of Fox, most of MSNBC cable, much of CNN, ABC, National Review, Drudge, Andy, Ann Coulter, Bernard Goldberg, etc, etc, would have the guts to take on The liberal media?
-- Eric Alterman

Week in Review

- Friday Random Ten
- Staring at women̢۪s breast is good for men̢۪s health
- W.W.R.F.D?
- Serious Cat
- Reading: _The Mauritius Command_
- Friday Random Ten
- First American waffle iron
- A Report on Mesopotamia by T.E. Lawrence
- 1,000th Post
- And It Burns, Burns, Burns