As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
-- Mick Shrimpton
Sunday, November 30, 2008
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Saturday, November 29, 2008
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Stephen Wright
Friday, November 28, 2008
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I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, November 27, 2008
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
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He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
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The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss, and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other.
-- Sir Francis Bacon
Monday, November 24, 2008
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields
Sunday, November 23, 2008
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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
-- Douglas Adams
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Week in Review
Friday, November 21, 2008
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
-- Homer J. Simpson
Thursday, November 20, 2008
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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
-- Charles Montgomery Burns
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
-- Johnny Carson
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
Monday, November 17, 2008
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When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.
-- Sinclair Lewis
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Week in Review
Friday, November 14, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
-- Isaac Asimov
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
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Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
-- Stephen Jay Gould
Monday, November 10, 2008
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When people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds of political manipulation are sown.
-- Stephen Jay Gould
Sunday, November 09, 2008
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Ned... have you thought about one of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
Saturday, November 08, 2008
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Forget your stupid theme park! I'm gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park!
-- Bender Unit 22
Week in Review
Friday, November 07, 2008
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Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan
Thursday, November 06, 2008
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Dear Mr. President: There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
-- Abraham Simpson
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
-- Albert Einstein
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
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Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.
-- David St. Hubbins
Monday, November 03, 2008
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The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
-- H.L. Mencken
Sunday, November 02, 2008
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The night of December 25, to which date the Nativity of Christ was ultimately assigned, was exactly that of the birth of the Persian savior Mithra, who, as an incarnation of eternal light, was born the night of the winter solstice (then dated December 25) at midnight, the instant of the turn of the year from increasing darkness to light.
-- Joseph Campbell, The Mythic Image
Saturday, November 01, 2008
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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
-- Terry Pratchett
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