Quote of the Day

We've got a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
-- The Shoveler

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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
-- Joseph Heller (God Knows)

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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
-- Douglas Adams

Week in Review

-	Reading: _Jingo_
-	Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-27
-	Happy Holidays
-	Happy Thanksgiving
-	Butterballs of Doom
-	Oh, really?
-	People are Stupid, Part VII
-	193%
-	Martin Gardner
-	Pretty Nutty

Quote of the Day

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
-- William S. Burroughs

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When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am!
-- Monty Python

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I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

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If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
-- Jack Handey

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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wright

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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
-- Jack Handey

Week in Review

-	Dream Theater – Wither
-	Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-20
-	Yet another sign of the times
-	More on K-HITS 96 and JC Corcoran
-	What are the odds?
-	Deep Thought
-	Mmmm, Prison Cooking
-	UK CONVENTRY PROMOTIONS
-	Top Gear’s Volkswagen Ad
-	Miles Davis and John Coltrane – “So what”

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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.
-- Terry Pratchett

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The priests used to say that faith can move mountains, and nobody believed them. Today the scientists say that they can level mountains, and nobody doubts them.
-- Joseph Campbell

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We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

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Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
-- Terry Pratchett (The Last Continent)

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You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
-- Moe Szyslak

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I would recommend that skeptics devote even more effort than they do now to understanding the reasons why so many people want or need to believe.
-- Murray Gell-Mann

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I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.
-- Jack Handey

Week in Review

-	Top Gear’s Volkswagen Ad
-	Miles Davis and John Coltrane – “So what”
-	Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-13
-	Physics Humor
-	Veterans Day
-	The Gales of November
-	Will anyone miss News Corp.?
-	Martin Scorsese Directs _The Flintstones_
-	Lots of Drums

Quote of the Day

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.
-- Jack Handey

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Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things.
-- Orson Welles

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What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
-- The Doctor

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A witty saying proves nothing.
-- Voltaire

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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
-- Groucho Marx

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Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

Week in Review

-	Martin Scorsese Directs _The Flintstones_
-	Friday Random Ten: 2009-11-06
-	Lots of Drums
-	The Internet in a nut shell
-	Physics FAIL
-	This ought to cause some more heads to explode…
-	Reading: _American Gods_
-	Jan Hammer, Jordan Rudess and Tony Williams
-	Piece of trash Bigot Jumps at a Chance to Display Bigotry
-	Bridge Simulators

Quote of the Day

It's hard to have a righteous opinion on the environment when you're as selfish and uninformed as I am. On one hand, I'm a cat-loving vegetarian who ought to care deeply about the caribou or koala bears or bats or whatever they have in Alaska. On the other hand, I live in California so I'd be willing to squeeze school children to death if I thought some oil would come out.
-- Scott Adams

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If you see a whole thing - it seems that it's always beautiful. Planets, lives.... But close up a world's all dirt and rocks. And day to day, life's a hard job, you get tired, you lose the pattern.
-- Ursula K. Le Guin

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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
-- Groucho Marx

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I can hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished. And this is a damnable doctrine.
-- Charles Darwin

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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
-- Terry Pratchett (Feet of Clay)

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Almost anything derogatory you could say about today's software design would be accurate.
-- K.E. Iverson