A thousand years frozen in carbonite? It'll be so cold!
-- Derek 'Stormy' Waters
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Quote of the Day
Science is best defined as a careful, disciplined, logical search for knowledge about any and all aspects of the universe, obtained by examination of the best available evidence and always subject to correction and improvement upon discovery of better evidence. What's left is magic. And it doesn't work.
-- James Randi
Week in Review
Friday, January 29, 2010
Quote of the Day
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
-- David Letterman
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Quote of the Day
We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented.
-- Albert Einstein
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Quote of the Day
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
-- George Carlin
Monday, January 25, 2010
Quote of the Day
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron..
-- George Carlin
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Quote of the Day
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Quote of the Day
Oh my God. This is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.
-- Philip J. Fry
Friday, January 22, 2010
Quote of the Day
I used to think it was a terrible thing that life was so unfair. Then I thought, 'what if life *were* fair, and all of the terrible things that happen to us came because we really deserved them?' Now I take great comfort in the general unfairness and hostility of the universe.
-- Marcus Cole (Babylon 5)
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Quote of the Day
The problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves and wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russell
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Quote of the Day
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
-- W. C. Fields
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Quote of the Day
Every Christmas my mom would get a fresh goose, for gooseburgers, and my dad would whip up his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
-- Phillip J. Fry
Monday, January 18, 2010
Quote of the Day
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
-- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Quote of the Day
There are two essential rules of management. One: the customer is always right. Two: they must be punished for their arrogance.
-- Dogbert
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Quote of the Day
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer
Friday, January 15, 2010
Quote of the Day
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
-- Dave Barry
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Quote of the Day
The National Rifle Association says, 'Gun's don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.
-- Eddie Izzard
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Quote of the Day
Instead of school busing and prayer in schools, which are both controversial, why not a joint solution? Prayer in buses. Just drive these kids around all day and let them pray their fuckn' empty little heads off.
-- George Carlin, Brain Droppings
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Quote of the Day
The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best dangerous.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup (The C++ Programming Language)
Monday, January 11, 2010
Quote of the Day
It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
-- Dr. Evil
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Saturday, January 09, 2010
Quote of the Day
Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
-- Penn Jillette
Friday, January 08, 2010
Quote of the Day
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Quote of the Day
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld
Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
Quote of the Day
It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
-- Bertrand Russell
Monday, January 04, 2010
Quote of the Day
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Sunday, January 03, 2010
Quote of the Day
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-- Jack Handey
Saturday, January 02, 2010
Quote of the Day
You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan
Week in Review
Friday, January 01, 2010
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