When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em, you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
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Monday, November 29, 2010
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
-- Alexander Pope
Sunday, November 28, 2010
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It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman
Saturday, November 27, 2010
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Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.
-- Richard P. Feynman
Friday, November 26, 2010
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I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.
-- Gotama Buddha
Thursday, November 25, 2010
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
-- David Letterman
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
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Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?
-- Mark Twain
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
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We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?
-- Homer J. Simpson
Monday, November 22, 2010
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I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
-- Homer J. Simpson
Sunday, November 21, 2010
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Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)
Saturday, November 20, 2010
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The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which failed to start because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully.
-- Windows NT Server v3.51
Friday, November 19, 2010
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, November 18, 2010
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when I walk into an open sewer and die.
-- Mel Brooks
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
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I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
-- Jack Handey
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
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I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then I suspect all fortran programs look like "firsts")
-- Olaf Kirch
Monday, November 15, 2010
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"Whoopee" was such a beautiful word and then Bob Eubanks had to go and cheapen it.
-- James Urbaniak (via Twitter)
Sunday, November 14, 2010
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This is crazy! Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone? She'll never leave Fred and we know it.
-- Dave Lister
Saturday, November 13, 2010
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The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business.
-- Frank Zappa
Friday, November 12, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
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I would recommend that skeptics devote even more effort than they do now to understanding the reasons why so many people want or need to believe.
-- Murray Gell-Mann
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.
-- Douglas Adams
Tuesday, November 09, 2010
Monday, November 08, 2010
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
Sunday, November 07, 2010
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
-- David Letterman
Saturday, November 06, 2010
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Friday, November 05, 2010
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I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes, but it is necessary to protect the young and innocent.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Thursday, November 04, 2010
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
-- Dave Barry
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.
-- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman
Monday, November 01, 2010
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick
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