Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
-- Frank Zappa
Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Quote of the Day
I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me! No matter how dumb my suggestions are.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Quote of the Day
I like a cold because I get to do my favorite drug, which is NyQuil. I love that stuff. What do the rest of you use? Robitussin? Robitussin, why do you bother? Non-narcotic sissy pansy bullshit! NyQuil's the best thing I've ever read on a medicine package, '180 Proof.' It's the moonshine of medicine. You can buy it on a holiday! When I got a cold, I want something that's gonna fuck me up! Cause that way the blur seems interesting... NyQuil comes in two colors, red and green. It's the only thing on the planet that tastes like...red and green. And red and green are what? Christmas colors! That's right, NyQuil makes a dandy eggnog. Oh yeah, my friends bitched through the whole party, 'This tastes like shit!' But at the end of it, we had a fun sleepover.
-- Lewis Black
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Quote of the Day
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields
Monday, September 26, 2011
Quote of the Day
Why don't you listen to something really classical like Mozart, Mendelsohn or Motorhead?
-- Arnold Judas Rimmer
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Quote of the Day
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Quote of the Day
Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more spectacular adventure starring... Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
-- Bob & Ray
Friday, September 23, 2011
Quote of the Day
Consistently separating words by spaces became a general custom about the tenth century, and lasted until about 1957, when FORTRAN abandoned the practise.
-- Sun FORTRAN Reference Manual
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Quote of the Day
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
-- Mark Twain
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Quote of the Day
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Quote of the Day
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has the medieval aroma -- like the days when everything used to sound like that.
-- Frank Zappa
Monday, September 19, 2011
Quote of the Day
Thank God for Savage and Scarborough. Without them, who, besides Rush, OReilly, Buchanan, Novak, Kristol, Roger Ailes, Hannity, Barnes, Hume, Will, the Wall Street Journal, The Washington Times, The New York Post, the Weekly Standard, American Spectator, The New York Sun, all of Fox, most of MSNBC cable, much of CNN, ABC, National Review, Drudge, Andy, Ann Coulter, Bernard Goldberg, etc, etc, would have the guts to take on The liberal media?
-- Eric Alterman
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Quote of the Day
It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Friday, September 16, 2011
Quote of the Day
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
-- Max Bialystock
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Quote of the Day
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
-- David Letterman
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Quote of the Day
When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
-- The Sphinx
Monday, September 12, 2011
Quote of the Day
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-- Douglas Adams
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Quote of the Day
Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.
-- Thomas Paine
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Quote of the Day
We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
-- Richard Dawkins
Week in Review
Friday, September 09, 2011
Thursday, September 08, 2011
Quote of the Day
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.
-- Jack Handey
Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Quote of the Day
That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan
Tuesday, September 06, 2011
Monday, September 05, 2011
Sunday, September 04, 2011
Quote of the Day
If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handey
Saturday, September 03, 2011
Quote of the Day
I am very fond of the company of ladies. I like their beauty, I like their delicacy, I like their vivacity, and I like their silence.
-- Samuel Johnson
Friday, September 02, 2011
Quote of the Day
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Quote of the Day
Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only becuase they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry
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